damn, monogamy is boring. it's hard to grow and change and learn when you're stuck seeing the same person day after day, running through the same routines, using affectionate terms even when you're not trying to convey affection. looking at porn together because you're not really attracted to each other anymore. but without him, you know you'd be lost and lonely even though it would only last for awhile, so you stay out of fear.
what's the best way to break up with someone? just leave and don't look back and cease contact for awhile? try to talk it out and tell him why it's not working? give an "it's not you, it's me" speech even if it's not really true? do something egregious so he'll break up with you like have an affair or stop showering or do random weird things like call him by your mom's name and sign john philip sousa songs at the top of your lungs for no reason? try to be friends?
here, at this moment in time, are the top three sexual situations i would like to engage in, today, if i didn't have a boyfriend or wasn't at work or if it wasn't 42 degrees outside.
1) Walk up and down the 20 silent floors of this gray building, point to all men i would like to see naked, have them follow me in a line back to my desk, and have an orgy for exactly an hour, at which time everyone must! get back to work.
2) walk down 5th street in the east village, see a 24-year-old shaggy grad student wearing a "Pavement" sweatshirt and cheap jeans, walk up to him, ask him to take me back to his dorm room, and dry hump really slowly for at least an hour and a half.
3) walk through an industrial, barren part of brooklyn, pass a construction site, ask one of the employees if i can go to the bathroom, he follows me, we trade blow jobs for a 1/2 hour, we're done, and miraculously, he asks for my phone number.
